I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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