please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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