why didn't you poke me back
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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