I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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