He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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