you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
it's like iHOP with fire
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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