there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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