Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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