he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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