remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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