I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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