best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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