Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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