He is such a slut. More and more my type.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
