hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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