What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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