Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
COCAINE IS GR8
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
