I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize