i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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