Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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