Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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