We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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