Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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