We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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