i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
