Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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