he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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