My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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