Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Randomize
