hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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