I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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