Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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