Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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