Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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