Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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