dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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