Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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