But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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