Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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