On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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