Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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