i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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