How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
