Ambien. No doubt about it.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation