That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave