May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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