This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The air was thick with penises
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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