Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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