its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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