I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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