Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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