So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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