Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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