Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
