dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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