I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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